I'll have a Bacon Western Cheeseburger with extra onion rings. A large order of fries, not the curly kind! A chocolate malt, please include a long handled spoon, too, ok? Oh, wait, did I say extra onion rings? Can I have an order of onion rings, too? And one last thing, a little extra of the BBQ sauce for the cheeseburger. Lots of napkins, too, ok?